Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I'm bored...

It appears once again I've been banned from Facebook (from now on referred to as Failbook). Surprise surprise, really... That makes it the FOURTH time this year, alone, that Failbook has decided it's advances on the Movie Star-esque MySpace, will only end in rejection and thus Mark Zuckerberg has decided to take his sexual frustration out on the profile delete button. (Woah! What a run on sentence, I hope you took a breath halfway through, I'm not liable for your death in the case of your stupidity...)

Anyway, I thought I would first explain the reasons why I've been banned. The first time was back in April, and I was having a discussion on racism with a friend. A black friend. We both used racist terms (such as: HA! no, I'm not going there...) to justify our argument, and NOTHING more. But, I guess another 'friend' took offence to what we were saying and thus reported me, and I was put on an 'evaluation' ban. I then decided to create a new account in the meantime, and managed to get myself banned a mere 2 weeks later on that. Apparently I was "abusing the inbox feature". If you're not allowed to have friends, and communicate, what is the point of Facebook?! That's like hiring a prostitute and finding out she's a nun, and she doesn't sell her body, but it's OK to look. Bad analogy I know, but it works... Terms Of Use (TOU) Violation bans, in this case, are a mere one week temporary ban, thankfully. But by this time, however, my old account was back and, hey, I had two accounts now.

I'm part of a Facebook group called De-motivational Posters (DMP for short), which is seriously addictive and filled with friendly and epic people. It's basically a group dedicated to posters done in the motivational style format (see previous post) and is usually made in an offensive manner (side note: ALWAYS do it for the lulz). I'm all for offensive jokes, and thus some of my posters I guess went 'too far' for some, and I was soon reportfagged again. This time, my 'other' profile was permanently removed because it violated the use of 'no fake accounts'.

After being proud of probably setting the record for the most number of issued bans, Failbook has once again (as of last night) issued me with a TOU Violation for, you guessed it, Inbox abuse. Oh well, that's another week of no Failbook. Time for me to go have a 'real life', I guess o.O


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