I'm back, did you miss me?
Of course you didn't, I never left you...
I haunt your dreams with my sadistic smile, every time you close your eyes.
I am the devil that stares back at you from behind the mirror.
I am your soul, your being, your existence.
But enough about me, back to the blog.
Two more weeks and all hell will be let loose, and you, dear Reader, will be astounded to how many posts you will find. I promise you this. This promise I promise to keep. (Don't promise on keeping that promise, or this promise, or that one, either... but hey, I still promise to keep the original promise! (not))
Promises aside, I have about 6 ideas I want to blog to you, my dear Reader. So prepare yourselves for mind asplosion.
fyi for those of you who do not know what an 'asplosion' is, it is when your head explodes from your ass... as simple as that
ReplyDeleteDo not listen to the 'tard.
ReplyDeleteAn asplosion is the combination of implosion and explosion. It usually almost occurs solely after someone has divided by zero.
GTFO the internet, n00b.
the internet is only as we interpret it brother... :) i happen to think it is the only thing as inconstant as my mind... (i know im giving myself so much credit)
ReplyDeletei just happen to have a different view of the internets than you! ;P
Just because you "perceive" the Internet differently, does not make the definition of a WORD different, as well.
ReplyDeleteBesides, the internet, as a medium, IS fixed. Its content isn't, but that doesn't reflect a change in context. We change our clothes everyday, but we don't become a new person with each shirt, now do we?
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